Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket


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A new study from Harvard University found that men who wear Mötley Crüe denim jackets on a regular basis showed staggering levels of testosterone and sexual prowess.

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39 thoughts on “Scientists Find Strong Link Between Male Virility, Wearing Mötley Crüe Denim Jacket

    1. +Kancho It blocks all kinds of tracking scripts, analysers and other
      unwanted widgets used on websites. Just look it up in your browsers add-ons
      search.

    1. +Angreh Kittunz Axe body spray is harvested from the pheromones emitted by
      the guys who wear Motley Crew jackets.

  1. I heard Nirvana playing in a car going by when I was 12 y/o, that was all
    it took to make me a permanent virgin. That is how powerful it is.

  2. Lol, it has nothing to do with “Motley Crue”, but with the damn “Umlaut” in
    their name.
    I got same results with the “Motorhead” jacket, and that is actual metal.

    1. +BurningQuranDay
      It has to be an English word with a fake Umlaut or a real German word with
      it. What you have there is neither… so… ya know?

    2. +Kancho
      Nonsense. Try it with a “Übersetzung” t-shirt then. Or “Käse”. Or “Jäzz”.
      Or “Lïttle Pöny”. I dare you!

    3. +Kancho Crue is metal. Listen to Shout at the Devil, Live Wire, Helter
      Skelter, Red Hot, Louder, Wild Side = all full of metal staples that would
      be at home on an Accept or Judas Priest album. Plus they were the first
      band to consistently play in drop D tuning – such as Girls Girls Girls
      which features a punch-to-the-face ballsy riff.

      Are there heavier bands? For sure. But there’s also heavier bands than
      Judas Priest and Iron Maiden yet no one would doubt their “metal”
      credentials. And before you mention Crue being “glam” or “hair” metal –
      those were derogatory terms coined in the late 80s – long after Crue
      appeared – when the likes of Poison, Winger and Whitesnake were taking over.

    4. +not2tees
      American umlaut? Is that the one that’s morbidly obese and doesn’t know
      where Europe is on a map, thinks Great Britain is England, and shoots
      people whenever it visits a college campus?

  3. As someone who routinely wears a heavily customized denim jacket (complete
    with spikes and band patches), I find some of the battle vests and jackets
    in this video to be obviously faked and insulting to those of us who still
    carry on the noble tradition of rocking out in our blue battle armor.

  4. This is total bullshit. I have listened to Nirvana since I was a teenager
    and I lost my virginity by the time I was 42.

    1. +Max Zomboni I actually did the maths ( having looked up their founding
      date) for how old you would have been. Now that is how you kill a joke!

    2. +samsamm77 Well not really, if anything it adds to the hilarity with the
      absurdity of the timeframe… but what you did, total buzzkill move, nice
      one man..

  5. I only got six seconds into this report and had to click *thumbs up*.
    “..deliver it yourself if you think it’s so god damn
    easy”. You slayed it. I love you Onion.

  6. My leather/denim Iron Maiden jacket has the same effects. I wear it, and I
    am the MAN! When I wear my leather aviator with squadron patches (with the
    sleeves pushed up) and have a strong desire to high five and play 2-on-2
    beach volleyball.

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